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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Delbert Shoopman Dot Com was started to bring smiles and fun into people’s lives on the internet. The daily updated blog gives a first hand view into his life and the sometimes crazy things that he does to make people laugh.</description><title>DELBERT SHOOPMAN DOT COM</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @delbertshoopman)</generator><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Best Pre-9/11 movie of all time? Yes it is!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthe06K7kU1qz54s2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Best Pre-9/11 movie of all time? Yes it is!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/252319002</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/252319002</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:48:02 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>2191 Days</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Since Michigan last beat Ohio State!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GO BUCKEYES!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/252233411</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/252233411</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:09:08 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Dead Schembechlers: We Don’t Give a Damn for the Whole...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/251949864/tumblr_ktgtu2Iv6P1qz54s2&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dead Schembechlers: We Don’t Give a Damn for the Whole State of Michigan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GO BUCKEYES!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251949864</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251949864</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:32:26 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>LONG LIVE ROGER CLYNE.
MUCH LOVE &amp; ROCK-N-ROLL TO EVERYONE.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgcn8sPT01qz54s2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;LONG LIVE ROGER CLYNE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MUCH LOVE &amp; ROCK-N-ROLL TO EVERYONE.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251743702</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251743702</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:21:08 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Here's a Toast...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;TO LIFE!! IT’S AWESOME!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251676643</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251676643</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:32:56 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Favorite NBA player: Chris Kaman</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfx9tDS2x1qz54s2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Favorite NBA player: Chris Kaman&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251483583</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251483583</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:49:01 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy Birthday to Paul!! I couldn’t survive LA without you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krvebwxwig1qz54s2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy Birthday to &lt;a href="http://www.pauliophonic.com"&gt;Paul&lt;/a&gt;!! I couldn’t survive LA without you dude. Look how silly we look in those french outfits.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251399615</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251399615</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:22:47 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I got a cake!!! Suck it!!!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfqotE1tT1qz54s2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I got a cake!!! Suck it!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251348199</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251348199</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:26:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Like a year ago I went to this party that had tons of BC kids at...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2957900&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2957900&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2957900&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Like a year ago I went to this party that had tons of BC kids at it… and I hated it. After watching the&lt;a href="http://molls.tumblr.com/post/251251554/about-a-year-ago-i-asked-ed-to-break-down-all-the"&gt; video Molls posted&lt;/a&gt;… I had to find this one… I guess &lt;i&gt;most&lt;/i&gt; BC people are horrible. (&lt;i&gt;most&lt;/i&gt; not &lt;b&gt;all&lt;/b&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*I’m really drunk in this video. sorry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*and I wanna marry Molls&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251265266</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251265266</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:56:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Just Sayin Gurl (#340)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If you ever completed and then posted your results from a ”What Twilight character are you?” quiz, anywhere on the internet… I’m not going to date you. GET REAL LADIES!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251211821</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251211821</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:55:45 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>1973 Ohio State vs. Michigan
Traditionally, the Ohio State team...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9nrf7tgT1qz54s2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;1973 Ohio State vs. Michigan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Traditionally, the Ohio State team would run out the tunnel, break left, then mass in front of their sideline piling on each other. On this day, John Hicks led the Buckeyes out of the tunnel and went straight for the Michigan Go Blue banner. As Wolverine students held the banner that the Michigan team would run under, the Ohio State players tried to tear it down. The Buckeye players piled on the banner and jumped up and down, trying to rip it apart. After a few seconds, they retreated towards their own bench. Obviously, the partisan Michigan crowd went crazy, booing the Buckeyes. From his perch in the pressbox, Michigan broadcasting legend Bob Ufer went berserk. “They’re tearing down Michigan’s coveted M Club banner! They will meet a dastardly fate here for that. They have the audacity, the unmitigated gall to tear down the coveted M banner!” The Michigan players didn’t wait for the banner to get back up. They stormed the field and jumped and cheered on the sidelines before the banner was righted. After a few seconds the banner was fixed and the Wolverine players ran underneath it. ABC broadcaster Chris Schenkel said, “I don’t think I’ve ever seen two teams more fired up. They can’t wait to get after each other.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Check out the video of it right here:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251204786</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251204786</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:47:38 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>ianbroyles:

hey, del(bert) shares a birthday with my dad! both...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfhnhyPxZ1qz500ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ianbroyles.tumblr.com/post/251174541/hey-del-bert-shares-a-birthday-with-my-dad-both"&gt;ianbroyles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;hey, &lt;a href="http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/"&gt;del(bert)&lt;/a&gt; shares a birthday with my dad! both amazing people.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;here is what my dad would look like if he was dressed as del dressed as andew w.k. (&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/gp/75839163@N00/345t0T"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251190547</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251190547</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:31:18 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>louobedlam:


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEL!!!
You’re genuine good people,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktffwbFZ6t1qzn4dko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.louobedlam.com/post/251142754/happy-birthday-del-youre-genuine-good" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;louobedlam&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEL!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’re genuine good people, and THAT’S A FACT. It’s a damned pleasure knowing ya.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251149844</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251149844</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:42:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>people who take the internet serious are idiots</title><description>&lt;p&gt;people who take the internet serious are idiots&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251014613</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/251014613</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:39:04 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m telling you all that this is 100% true… now I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktez0ypCGS1qz54s2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m telling you all that this is 100% true… now I know you’ll say “O, what about a blow job and Back to the Future 2 at the same time?”… NO WAY!! I need to watch this distraction free so I can mouth the words.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GRRAAAMPSS!!!*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*See only BTTF2 fans understand what I just did.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/250965505</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/250965505</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:29:46 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>YO! Who’s all going to the Roger Clyne show tonight at the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf1n18FXf1qz7y27o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;YO! Who’s all going to the Roger Clyne show tonight at the Key Club to rock out???&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I KNOW I AM MOTHER FUCKERS! COME PARTY WITH ME!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://marklevitz.tumblr.com/post/250917301/roger-clyne-tonight-yay"&gt;marklevitz&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/250931094</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/250931094</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:44:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"I’m the only reason Jason Whetzell is popular."</title><description>“I’m the only reason Jason Whetzell is popular.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Charles Bukowski (via &lt;a href="http://drewhancock.tumblr.com/"&gt;drewhancock&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/250153127</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/250153127</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:08:22 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The other night I was talking to a couple of people on how I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9g6qV2191qz54s2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The other night I was talking to a couple of people on how I missed traveling with ellen and just partying it up for a week straight in some cool city for free…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here is one of my favorite photo’s from a Chicago trip. It’s about 3:30 in the morning… a long night of partying… and guess who I find passed out in the Hilton lobby? Why, it’s my roommate &lt;a href="http://www.jimisland.com"&gt;Jim&lt;/a&gt; all cuddled up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/249965270</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/249965270</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:54:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Fact:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If you wear a sweatshirt and glasses to work in Los Angeles… everyone thinks you’re sick.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/249729582</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/249729582</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:50:30 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>When Dave was looking for work awhile ago in LA… I made...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2828195&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2828195&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2828195&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;When &lt;a href="http://www.boringloser.com"&gt;Dave&lt;/a&gt; was looking for work awhile ago in LA… I made this and sent it to so many studios. He got a really good job… no word if it was because of this. (I’d like to think it was though)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dave is my best friend forever. I don’t need marriage. I have him.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/249170467</link><guid>http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/249170467</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:23:00 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
