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Speaking of ROCKTOBER!! I think everyone should change their...

FIRST TUMBLR MEET-UP EVER!!! only 6 people showed… not...

Just trying to give sex tips to Dave on the rent checks so...

If you know me… Today is a very special day for me....

Alright ladies & gents… it’s time to print out your...

I leave embarrassing wall posts for her… my mom leaves...

Tracy Jordan: Werewolf Bar Mitzvah It’s boys becoming men, men becoming wolves! *It’s...

Buster Poindexter: Hot Hot Hot (Arrow Song) *I need this song, a limbo bar, & a rum drink...

ikeaheights: Ikea Heights - Episode 5

Ever spend the day with a real mobster? I did today (& will for the next 2)… this guy has...

During some point on Sunday when I was drunk I thought of this sandwich and made my self a voice...

& for my last trick this evening… I leave you with Everything (Ep.2)… YOU’RE...

Today I added something pretty sweet to my repertoire…...

Well, like I said awhile ago I was cool with my parents...

this is after 12hrs of being drunk… I’m having a...

yup… I now remember how drunk I really was for 30hrs...

I’m kind of pissed off at simple technology right now… WHY HAVEN’T WE INVENTED AN...

PICS FROM EDENDALE!!! (via: Austin)

Our Lady Peace: Clumsy I’ll be waving my hand Watching you drown, watching you scream, quiet...

My job is now done for the day

My friend Aaron is a writer on Conan… Here is his...

I’m sorry to any girl that marry’s me… My body is horrible. But, just know I was...

MC Hammer: 2Legit 2Quit get buck get buck get buck get buck *My Name is Delbert Shoopman and...

Brain scans reveal what you've seen

My newest business venture...

A couple of nights ago I was laying in bed thinking about my great grandma and how much I missed...

Entertaining Fact about me #465

When starting a job, I bring in framed pictures of my brother as a baby. I display them all over my...

(via drewhancock)

Here are some assorted photo’s from the wedding! ...

This last weekend I went to an awesome wedding… Tons...

Brand New: The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot I’m glad that you can forgive. I’m only...

Here’s something that’s never been on my blog… Me partying/dancing with Tom Hanks....

I just finished watching BIG, and it re-assured me…...

inretrospect: I hope this really happens one day.

How much of your favorite energy drink, soda,...

Holy shit... I missed my 3 year...

Well, I’ve been in LA now for 3 years. Here’s a video that kind of sums up my...

Six Flags under water in lethal Georgia floods. *Ever since...

GPOYW belting the Georgia Satellites edition.

“I think it’s a Western notion of demonizing inactivity. No...”
— Elliott Smith to Rolling Stone...

One more thing about my lack of motivation lately. I just would like to address everyone who has...

Motivation

I used to be the guy that lead everyone into the fire, with no questions asked… but now I feel...

In June my apt decided to make weekly shorts about living together… we only got to 4...

Follow these people: Kyle, Drew, Me, & Steve (via...

Somebody this last weekend kindly pointed out that Wade...

Last night I was drinking whisky with Dan in a cabin at Lake Arrowhead, tonight he won an Emmy. Life...

drewhancock: Fucking awesome. Fucking awesome. Fucking...

Andrew W.K. | Seeing the Car *From 55 Cadillac

I’ve been listening to 55 Cadillac by Andrew W.K. for...

A thought

If you’re rich, and you have a dog, and you hire somebody to take care of your dog, you’ve basically...

KIDS (Remix): Chiddy Bang Tell mommy I’m sorry, this life is a party, I’m never growing...

If this pool had some kind of water slide… It’d...

Places I wish delivered:

Whetzel’s Pretzels & Cinnabon

GPOYW Pop Champaign edition (Photo by Jim)

I wish I could get the Japanese newspaper this was in. It...

Right now… My tuesday night

This is why I can’t have field seats or court-side...

Just to fuel my work argument today with Tom I made this

Today's work argument:

Let me hear it… Is Jamie Lee Curtis a hermaphrodite?

So finally the show that my fav vidblog revolves around is hitting the air… You should check...

The Beach Boys: That’s Not Me

I made Dave Seger come into my room and approve this...

LET’S GO BUCKEYES!!! BEAT USC!!! O-H-I-O

NPR: Attention Shoppers, Cameras In Aisle...

I figured I’d spruce up my picture I took at last...

For some reason this came into my head like it was a good...

IKEA Heights on CollegeHumor

Ester Dean: Drop It Low *I need some mean jams to kick this funk… ITz HOTTIE HOTTIE TYME

DUDES:

Duct Tape your penis to your leg before going to work in general… thank me later.

DUDES:

Duct Tape your penis to your leg before filming any kind of love scene… thank me later.

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Believe it or not… but… I, Delbert Shoopman took...

Elliott Smith: Needle In The Hay Gonna walk walk walk Four more blocks, plus the one in my brain...

danirrational: irrationalfilms: For the one or two people who aren’t already aware, I’m...

Taking a break for awhile, need to collect myself & get...

LETS GO BUCKEYES!!!! YOU OWE ME SO MUCH THIS YEAR!!! PLEASE...

HAVE A GOOD LABOR DAY WEEKEND. iloveu

I’m not ashamed to admit that what so ever… but I’ve always loved the movie Troop...

I was dared at work to eat a Habanero pepper… and guess what? Delbert Shoopman doesn’t...

Even though I’m going to be traveling a good amount this month & next… I still want...

September rent is paid

La teleserie de Ikea sin el permiso de Ikea |...

IKEA Heights blowing up on twitter tonight!!!...

Alright ladies & gents… it’s time to print out your...

GPOYW ruining the boys varsity club photo so it...

Here is a picture of me and my parents from this last...

Albert Hammond: It Never Rains In Southern California Got on a board a west bound seven forty...