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 GPOYW bad ass album cover edition.

Nov 25th

“I can’t think of anyone that acts harder to please others...”
— Tim Marklevitz (In response to...

Nov 25th

When it’s all said and done… you’re the one who has to live with anything that you...

Nov 25th

REMEMBER THIS!

You don’t have shit to prove to anyone but yourself

Nov 25th

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Darude: Sandstorm *THIS IS HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THANKSGIVING!!!

Nov 25th

Last year I went to a nice thanksgiving dinner with friends,...

Nov 25th

My favorite picture from Lake Dolores Water Park

Nov 24th

More Lake Dolores Abandoned Waterpark (Austin’s...

Nov 24th

My favorite thing about the movie...

I quoted it during my high school graduation speech.

Nov 24th

Worst Fear

On the way up to the abandoned water park yesterday, I told everyone in the car my worst fear…...

Nov 24th

Lake Dolores Waterpark (also known as Lake...

Nov 23rd

Lake Dolores Abandoned Waterpark | Newberry Springs, CA |...

Nov 23rd

It took me 20 years… but I finally beat Friday the...

Nov 23rd

On the path leading up to the entrance of the abandoned...

Nov 23rd

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Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros: Home I’ll follow you into the park, through the jungle,...

Nov 23rd

I made it!!! Time to get wet-n-wild!!

Nov 22nd

Headed out to this abandoned water park in the mojave desert...

Nov 22nd

Best Pre-9/11 movie of all time? Yes it is!

Nov 22nd

2191 Days

Since Michigan last beat Ohio State!! GO BUCKEYES!!!

Nov 22nd

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Dead Schembechlers: We Don’t Give a Damn for the Whole State of Michigan GO BUCKEYES!!

Nov 21st

LONG LIVE ROGER CLYNE. MUCH LOVE & ROCK-N-ROLL TO...

Nov 21st

Here's a Toast...

TO LIFE!! IT’S AWESOME!!

Nov 21st

Favorite NBA player: Chris Kaman

Nov 21st

Happy Birthday to Paul!! I couldn’t survive LA without...

Nov 21st

I got a cake!!! Suck it!!!

Nov 21st

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Like a year ago I went to this party that had tons of BC kids at it… and I hated it. After...

Nov 21st

Just Sayin Gurl (#340)

If you ever completed and then posted your results from a ”What Twilight character are you?” quiz,...

Nov 21st

1973 Ohio State vs. Michigan Traditionally, the Ohio State...

Nov 21st

ianbroyles: hey, del(bert) shares a birthday with my dad!...

Nov 21st

louobedlam: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEL!!! You’re genuine good...

Nov 21st

people who take the internet serious are idiots

Nov 20th

I’m telling you all that this is 100% true… now...

Nov 20th

YO! Who’s all going to the Roger Clyne show tonight at...

Nov 20th

“I’m the only reason Jason Whetzell is popular.”
— Charles Bukowski (via...

Nov 20th

The other night I was talking to a couple of people on how I...

Nov 19th

Fact:

If you wear a sweatshirt and glasses to work in Los Angeles… everyone thinks you’re...

Nov 19th

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When Dave was looking for work awhile ago in LA… I made this and sent it to so many studios....

Nov 19th

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Weezer: My Name is Jonas My name is Jonas  I’m carrying the wheel  Thanks for all you’ve...

Nov 18th

GPOYW standing on the 37 yard line at the horseshoe...

Nov 18th

My Tradition...

Waking up every morning. So far 10,348 days in a row mother fuckers!! (How long have you been...

Nov 18th

I made this because it’s how I feel about LA...

Nov 18th

Bad news...

Just found out that my scene in the new Eddie Murphy movie is on the cutting room floor… It...

Nov 18th

BUY ALL OF THIS FOR ME

Nov 18th

AWW SWEET!! Check out this behind the scenes picture of 2012...

Nov 18th

Being invited to this is cool… it’d be pretty...

Nov 18th

Want to find out if you're ugly? There's an...

Nov 17th

“I’ve had smarter people around me all my life, but I...”
— Woody Hayes

Nov 17th

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This week is the 1 year anniversary of my Movie Night short “Hooters Dude” law suit...

Nov 17th

My awkward phase in life...

liking Limp Bizkit what was yours?

Nov 17th

This is the kind of thing I dream of when I fall asleep on...

Nov 17th

So, this Saturday is THE GAME. I’m going to have a...

Nov 17th

I’m really excited about Ohio State’s throwback...

Nov 16th

I’m so tired of hearing how bad ass this MW2 game...

Nov 16th

IKEA Heights baby!! boringloser: nontv: Dr. Miracles on...

Nov 16th

I made this because it’s true

Nov 16th

2012 spoiler...

The last line of the movie is “I don’t need pull-ups anymore” WTF.

Nov 16th

my night is planned.

Nov 16th

My first date rules

Drive Separate No Food No Movies No Booze No Kissing *If you can get to the 2nd date after...

Nov 15th

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Big Tymers: Still Fly Gator Boots, with the pimped out Gucci suit Ain’t got no job, but I...

Nov 15th

I'm still...

The coolest dude my mom knows

Nov 15th

Everyone get really drunk tonight and draw on someone!! I...

Nov 15th

ROSE BOWL BABY!! ROSE BOWL!!!

Nov 15th

It wouldn't bother you one bit...

Ever think about something you love to eat or drink? Then think about how it was made… and no...

Nov 14th

Everyone get really drunk tonight and eat a whole raw fish!!...

Nov 14th

“If anyone wonders why I miss working with Del it can be...”
— Austin Salmi

Nov 14th

“You’re never too old for anything… The minute...”
— Delbert Shoopman (me) to...

Nov 14th

I named my penis and balls...

Crosby, Stills & Nash… because it’s also a pussy rocker!! BAM BOOM BAM BAM BOOM!!! ...

Nov 14th

Trying to find a Las Vegas Outlaws XFL “He Hate...

Nov 14th

You guys wanna come over at some point this weekend and play...

Nov 13th

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These were the interstitials Dave and I made for last years Movie Night Christmas Special…...

Nov 13th

TIME TO DECK THE HALLS WITH MOVIE NIGHT Movie Night was...

Nov 13th

NASA pick-up line of the day...

When we colonize the moon… I wanna be the first person to make you wet like moon water.

Nov 13th

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Beastie Boys: Sabotage So,So,So, So Listen Up ‘Cause You Can’t Say Nothin’ You...

Nov 13th

LeBron wants all players to surrender 23 -...

Nov 13th

I created a new drink tonight...

Absolut Ruby Red Vodka + Red Bull = Old people breakfast

Nov 13th

Someone please find me a girlfriend that looks like Tina...

Nov 13th

Someone please find me a girlfriend that looks like Alison...

Nov 13th

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David Bowie: Young Americans *This song has been stuck in my head all day. Bowie can do NO wrong.

Nov 13th

YES.YES.YES… Come over. relax to the max  ...

Nov 13th

Get caught up on IKEA Heights... RIGHT NOW!!

Nov 13th

AND VICTORY!!!

Nov 12th

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This is why I don’t take McDonalds into my room anymore after a night filled with booze…...

Nov 12th

Here’s todays ex-GF text message!

Nov 12th

Just to make myself laugh.

I like to keep track of all my anniversaries with ex girlfriends… then text message them on...

Nov 12th

THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE!!!

This one is for Dan: My first college apartment had thin walls… SURPRISE! On a nightly basis...

Nov 12th

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I tried to do a Time Lapse of my 20states in 8days trip… not bad for my fist time… but,...

Nov 12th

I’m Innocent. Just Check My Status on...

Nov 12th

Just joking about my original Creed post… I’m...

Nov 12th

You guys I just got this in the mail!!! Come over and listen...

Nov 12th

HOLY SHIT!

I just got off the phone with my mom for her birthday… SHE’S 46!!! Now, Look at this...

Nov 12th

I LOVE AMERICA!!!!

Nov 12th

Happy Veterans Day to me!! *This one’s for the...

Nov 11th

GPOYW drew a picture of myself with pastel using a picture...

Nov 11th

Happy Birthday to my MOM today! *2 years ago she came out...

Nov 11th

Getting emails like this really makes my day!! I should get...

Nov 11th

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The Beach Boys: Heroes And Villians *If I had to pick a pretty overlooked and underrated Beach Boys...

Nov 11th

If you do one thing today, make sure you thank a veteran. why? you ask… Well, they’re...

Nov 11th

If Tom had learned anything…it was that you can’t ascribe great cosmic significance to a simple...

Nov 11th

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Abed’s Community College Chronicles Episode 1 The first episode of Abed’s new web series just...

Nov 11th

Blue Moon | My attempt at being Ian Broyles *took this...

Nov 11th

THE ANSWERS NO GRIFF!

Nov 10th

As the dimmer switch brought the lights of his room down, the glow of a pulchritudinous city in...

Nov 10th

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The Del-Vikings: Come Go With Me TAKE ME TO THE VOLCANO!

Nov 10th

Whenever I’m feeling down, I watch this. I saw the...

Nov 10th

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I was called eccentric today… I guess I can see why someone would say that about me… but...

Nov 10th

I just saw this picture for the first time this...

Nov 9th

Rubber Balls & Liquor

Remember this joke?

Nov 9th

The site is going to be overhauled this week…...

Nov 9th

GROUP PHOTO FROM MEDIEVAL TIMES!!! IT WAS OUR ”KNIGHT...

Nov 9th

Here are some pictures of me being Knighted!! (Via AUSTIN)

Nov 9th

WHAT!? A member of Delta Epsilon Lambda from 1999? He wants...

Nov 9th

I would say the moment I was most proud...

I would post a Google Image picture but you know exactly what I’m talking about. (via: shirtdress)

Nov 8th

Honored.

Nov 8th

I’M SIR DELBERT SHOOPMAN DOT COM

Nov 8th

I’M A KNIGHT!!!! I’M A FUCKING KNIGHT!!!

Nov 8th

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Chicago: Glory of Love Like a knight in shining armor From a long time ago Just the time I’d...

Nov 8th

Party at mike manasewitsch, bring beer. Invite some internet girls. 5853 tobias ave. Now

Nov 7th

CARTOON’D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Jim would be the first...

Nov 7th

It’s been 2 years, since I was last asked to settle...

Nov 7th

“It’s like losing a tooth and putting it underneath...”
— Me to Kenny Ortega last night...

Nov 7th

MY BABIES!!! Daddy will be home in about 5hrs or so to drink...

Nov 6th

YOU HAVE 3 MORE DAYS TO DONATE $10 OR AT THE VERY LEAST...

Nov 6th

AFI FEST Tom Ford red carpet thingy… Free VODKA!!!!...

Nov 6th

I’m a drunk connoisseur

Nov 6th

Me and my Asian friends want to wish you a SUPPA HAPPY...

Nov 6th

Danny. I trust that this will get me through my Thursday. ...

Nov 5th

The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet,...

Nov 5th

This IKEA love seat could be yours for FREE!! That’s...

Nov 5th

Took this picture when I was on this date in 2007. (while...

Nov 5th

To save $200 on flying home for...

Do you think people would renounce their religious beliefs?

Nov 5th

Just bought this on vinyl today from Amoeba for $6!!! Side...

Nov 5th

Forgot to show you all my halloween costume: Babe-raham...

Nov 5th

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Cake: Italian Leather Sofa *I’m an island

Nov 5th

Shits taken today: 2 Shits given today: 0

Nov 5th

GPOYW waiting for a very serious call edition.

Nov 4th

irrationalfilms: This is a teaser poster for our upcoming...

Nov 4th

IKEA Heights nominated for 7 Channy Awards!!

Nov 4th

Papa Johns or Dominos?

Nov 4th

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I forgot to post this around Halloween… but then again it kind of has a Xmas theme to...

Nov 4th

ANYONE WANT TO GO TO MEDIEVAL TIMES TO EAT, DRINK, & SWORD FIGHT THIS WEEKEND?

Nov 4th

WEEZER RADITUDE LISTENING PARTY 11/03/09 - 9PM MY PLACE...

Nov 3rd

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Weezer: Put Me Back Together *NEW WEEZER!! This song is awesome!!! * Last time weezer had a new...

Nov 3rd

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Trick Daddy: In Da Wind Drop the top and let the sunshine in With the woodgrain, let the twinkies...

Nov 3rd

Excerpts From The Book The NBA Doesn't Want...

Nov 3rd

MY SERIOUS FACE lastnightsmeetup: Reblog This Film...

Nov 3rd

Austin will increase the sexy in my cubicle by an...

Nov 2nd

HOLY SHIT… BELIEVE IT OR NOT… I FORGOT THAT ALL...

Nov 2nd

Looks like my dad just became my main competition for being...

Nov 2nd

Alright ladies & gents… it’s time to print out your...

Nov 2nd

This is the greatest picture I’ve ever taken… I...

Nov 2nd

Last night I got really drunk and set random messages in a...

Nov 2nd

My first facebook photo - October 27th 2005

Nov 2nd

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Guns N’ Roses: November Rain *It’s like 90degrees here in LA right now… but...

Nov 2nd

ON YOUR MARK... GET SET... NOVEMBEARD!!!

Let’s all grow friendship beards & totally become unattractive! *I believe the only shave...

Nov 2nd

An open letter...

To everyone who took themselves so serious last night on Halloween… GO FUCK YOURSELF!! AND...

Nov 1st